10. Suddenly realizing those monkeys that just popped out of the rift AREN'T what you first thought they were.   9. "Your master was here looking for you, Draven."   8. "One of those monkeys just punched a hole through Shiotsu."   7. Waking up with SOMEthing stomping the hell out of your face and screaming profanities at you.   6. "You are awakened by HEAVY footsteps outside. As you get up, the door of your house opens and a HUGE gargoyle begins reaching in for you."   5. That foolish dark priest SUMMONS some of those huge gargoyles.   4. "As you begin to explain to your supervisor why you don't want to join his 'cause', you hear the bathroom door to his office open and a Hellhound is standing there laughing sadistically at you."   3. Two words: Chainmail hair.   2. "The troll turns to you, his eyes glowing red and attacks... you are now unconscious." and the #1 "roll for horror factor" event has been...  1. "Renethalor stands up, puts an arrow in his bow and shoots the queen in the back!"